Have I ever mentioned that I adore Sarah? Because I do. Whether its listening to me drone on about whatever I’m feeling insecure about today, or going to Ikea, time spent with Sarah is guaranteed good times.
Sarah
I like the way you think.
Mallory
I like the way you wiggle.
Sarah
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!
Mallory
no.
Sarah
bitch. I hate you.
Sarah
lol
Mallory
its like “you got any fries with that shake?” but its dirty and old mannish.
Sarah
I love that you’re slowly transforming yourself into a sleazy bar fly.
Mallory
lol
Sarah
a lounge lizard, as it were.