Another reason why I don’t go to BYU.
Mallory says:
hows Geology?
Scott says:
we’re learning about earthquakes
Mallory says:
ooooo
Mallory says:
and plate techtonics?
Scott says:
kind of
Scott says:
our teacher says that earthquakes happen when god gets mad at gay people
Hee. Haven’t posted one of these for awhile..
Mallory says:
I love my mac so much.
Scott says:
even though it lost your project?
Mallory says:
it wasnt my mac that lost it
Mallory says:
it was my pc
Mallory says:
my mac saved the friggin day
Scott says:
don’t lie to me!
Mallory says:
someday you will learn
Scott says:
it’s ok, I understand
Scott says:
brainwashing is a powerful thing. Steve Jobs knows what he’s doing
Mallory says:
lol
Mallory says:
of the two of us you go to byu.. are you sure you want to argue who is more brainwashed?
Scott says:
byu is a church school. so whatever i learn here is correct. and they teach that i’m not brainwashed
Scott says:
brigham young founded this country on good morals!
Mallory says:
lol
Mallory says:
i adore you.
Mallory says:
I’m blogging that
Scott says:
of your course you do. i have the truth
Scott says:
you want the truth
Scott says:
don’t loose it like you did jesus
Cynthia says:
by the way
Cynthia says:
all your problems you have on your blog
Cynthia says:
guess what?
Cynthia says:
religion can solve it
Cynthia says:
cuz moses is watching you
Cynthia says:
that’s right, moses
Cynthia says:
i basically have just wanted to tell someone that moses was watching them all day long
Mallory says:
well I’m glad to have given you the chance!!
Cynthia says:
but just be careful…of moses
Cynthia says:
cuz he has a beard…and a staff
Cynthia says:
and it turns into a snake
Cynthia says:
ya know?
As you probably already know, having close friends takes a lot of work. Having a close group of girlfriends can also be trying at times, because lets face it, sometimes we are catty. I am blessed to have 3 girlfriends whom i get along with seamlessly, however it’s not always easy, and occasionally we talk smack on each other.
Sarah says:
MARCI LOOKS EFFING ADORABLE.
Sarah says:
UGH
Mallory says:
OF COURSE SHE DOES
Mallory says:
shes Marci?
Sarah says:
I know.
Sarah says:
It’s so annoying.
Sarah says:
ANNOYINGLY ADORABLE
Sarah says:
She could at least warn me.
Sarah says:
Like “Sarah, just fyi, I’m going to look perfect every day this week, so you might want to sack up.”
Sorry we gossiped about you Maac.
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
so where are all the hookers in salt lake?
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
my friend and i tried driving around
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
because we wanted to find hookers
Mallory says (11:04 PM):
to find them?
Mallory says (11:04 PM):
HA
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
cops always find hookers on their TV shows
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
but really
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
we couldn’t find any
Cynthia says (11:04 PM):
we saw a bunch of Asian people walking around
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
but they didn’t look like hookers
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOOKERS
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
we found a scary, run down looking house
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
we called it the hooker house
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
seriously though
Cynthia says (11:05 PM):
no hookers
Cynthia says (11:06 PM):
i did find yummy smelling wallflowers at bath and body though
Cynthia says (11:06 PM):
that almost made up for the lack of hookers
Mallory says (11:06 PM):
haha
Cynthia says (11:06 PM):
i wonder if there are more hookers in west valley
Cynthia says (11:06 PM):
we didnt see any there either though
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
but we did see an old lady in a jazzy
Mallory says (11:07 PM):
HA
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
maybe she was a hooker
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
probably not though
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
although social security is a problem
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
not that i actually want any of their services
Cynthia says (11:07 PM):
i just want to re-live a cops episode
Cynthia says (11:08 PM):
ya know?
So, my sister-in-law is awesome. Yesterday we had the following conversation about a boy that I’ve been dating.
Zandi: Is he cute?
Mallory: Yes.
Zandi: Is he going to school?
Mallory: Yes.
Zandi: Does he have good taste in music?
Mallory: Of course.
Education is very important, as is physical attraction. However, it’s comforting to know that I’m not the only female on the planet that would dump someone because they have bad taste in music.
Yes I realize how hypocritical that sounds after my last post… but this is my blog and I’ll do what I want.
Mallory says:
I’ve been doing a piss poor job at blogging lately.
Mallory says:
that’s all.
Scott says:
I know
Mallory says:
lol
Mallory says:
I’m sorry
Scott says:
I know
Mallory says:
I have nothing to blog about
Scott says:
you have me
Scott says:
and my life
Scott says:
even Jeremy blogged about me
Scott is ever flowing well of blogging inspiration…
Jake says:
did you hear they announced an end date to Lost?
Mallory says:
that’s what Jeremy said!
Jake says:
it upsets me
Mallory says:
at least by then we’ll have all the answers? and then after we can watch them on DVD and discover things we never picked up on before
Jake says:
we’ll have the answers THREE YEARS FROM NOW
Jake says:
I’m upset how much longer it’s going on
Mallory says:
oh okay
Jake says:
one of my big fears is that I’ll die before knowing how it ends
It’s good to know that I have friends that share my beliefs, and know what’s truly important.
Proof on why I am, always have been and always will be single…
Mallory says:
If I wrote you a symphony just to say how much you mean to me…. what would you do?
Dave says:
panic
Please note that Dave is married and isn’t a jerk. However it proves a point nonetheless.
So Cynthia and I have been friends since the forth grade. We’ve been through tons together, including two or three World Wars, The Backstreet Boys, Weston Crockett, and panties that might be too small.
Anyway, while we used to be inseparable nowadays our visits are few and far between and we mostly keep in touch via MSN messenger. Tonight we talked a bit about boys, relationships and their lameness.
Cynthia says:
people who are in love are irritating they are just…so happy
Cynthia says:
and THEY ALWAYS SMILE
Cynthia says:
its like you want to just pull their hair and tell them to stop smiling so much
Its nice to know that even though we don’t talk everyday, haven’t colored in coloring books for quite some time, and no longer make animations about killing people on her computer its nice to know that we’re still basically the same person.
